I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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