we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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