i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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