Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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