Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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