I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
