i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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