halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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