She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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