I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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