I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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