I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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