I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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