I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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