Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
