The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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