Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
i need some magic done to my vagina
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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