I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
