Only a mothe r could love this liver
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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