Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
wanna go halves on a baby?
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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