OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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