I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
You dont lie about slip and slides
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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