i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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