Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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