I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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