Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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