Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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