Having a random hookup so left but love u
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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