Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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