i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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