i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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