so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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