Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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