I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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