this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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