he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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