Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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