she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
True strength comes from lack of pants
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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