He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
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He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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