this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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