why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
You ate ashes out of my bong
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
