dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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