dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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