Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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