dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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