They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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