porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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