Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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