Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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