i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
