you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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