like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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