how can u be prego again
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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